If you thought funny knock knock jokes were all about silly puns and innocent fun, think again. We’re diving deep into the freaky, the spooky, and the downright bizarre world of knock knock humor. Whether you’re a fan of the creepy, the oddball, or just love a good laugh with a twist, these 110 freaky knock knock jokes will keep you entertained—and maybe a little unsettled. Ready to open the door to the strange? Let’s start knocking!
110 Freaky Knock Knock Jokes That Will Haunt Your Funny Bone
1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke—but that ghost is still watching you.
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie up for a midnight snack? You’re it!
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Creepy. Creepy who? Creepy crawly things are hiding under your bed.
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire later, I’ll suck the punchline right out!
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you left the door unlocked at midnight?
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? Spider you glad you didn’t open that door?
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost to show you a trick, or a treat?
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Skeleton the door open for you, but beware the bone-chilling surprise.
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy’s here to wrap up this joke—careful, it’s sticky!
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Crypt. Crypt who? Crypt up your courage; the punchline is buried deep.
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you didn’t expect a joke this dark tonight!
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghoul out and tell this joke to someone brave.
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fog. Fog who? Fog-et about it if you don’t like spooky humor.
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nightmare. Nightmare who? Nightmare on your doorstep—should you answer or run?
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Grim. Grim who? Grim reaper here with your final punchline.
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Haunt. Haunt who? Haunt you know the answer faster!
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Blood. Blood who? Blood you ready for a chilling joke?
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chains. Chains who? Chains you to this joke until you laugh.
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Coffin. Coffin who? Coffin you believe how freaky this is?
21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Moonlight. Moonlight who? Moonlight you stay for another joke?
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang you for opening the door to fright.
23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Grave. Grave who? Grave expectations for this joke.
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shadow. Shadow who? Shadow you believe this knock knock joke?
25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wail. Wail who? Wail you open up or leave me waiting?
26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spiderweb. Spiderweb who? Spiderweb your way out of this one!
27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cryptic. Cryptic who? Cryptic replies are the freakiest kind.
28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mask. Mask who? Mask you believe the freakiness ahead?
29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you handle this spooky joke?
30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bats. Bats who? Bats in your belfry just like me.
31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scare. Scare who? Scare you a little with this one?
32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Frost. Frost who? Frost your heart with fright!
33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? Salt you believe this joke’s too freaky?
34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Claw. Claw who? Claw you believe this punchline is coming?
35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tomb. Tomb who? Tomb for your worries, it’s just a joke.
36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Foggy. Foggy who? Foggy memories of spooks past.
37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Burn. Burn who? Burn you’re going to love this one.
38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghastly. Ghastly who? Ghastly shadows creeping up.
39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Skull. Skull who? Skull you open before it’s too late?
40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cinder. Cinder who? Cinder you glad you didn’t miss this joke?
41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Poison. Poison who? Poison you hadn’t heard this joke before.
42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lantern. Lantern who? Lantern your heart with some spooky fun.
43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Morgue. Morgue who? Morgue get this joke out of my head?
44. Knock knock. Who’s there? Echo. Echo who? Echo your screams back at you.
45. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bones. Bones who? Bones you open the door up or not?
46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang-tastic to see you!
47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Skitter. Skitter who? Skitter you ready for a scare?
48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cryptkeeper. Cryptkeeper who? Cryptkeeper you entertained yet?
49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howler. Howler who? Howler you feeling after that?
50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shade. Shade who? Shade you later with a scary tale.
51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Phantom. Phantom who? Phantom of the opera… or just your dinner?
52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Banshee. Banshee who? Banshee-ware you listen closely!
53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin you a spooky surprise next!
54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wraith. Wraith who? Wraith you doing knocking all night?
55. Knock knock. Who’s there? Carve. Carve who? Carve yourself a pumpkin and listen closely.
56. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mist. Mist who? Mist you didn’t see this coming.
57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Poe. Poe who? Poe-lease open up or I’ll never stop staring.
58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghoulie. Ghoulie who? Ghoulie be scared if you don’t open.
59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Burnt. Burnt who? Burnt out from all these spooky jokes?
60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shriek. Shriek who? Shriek your heart out, it’s only a joke!
61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gravel. Gravel who? Gravel you open this door or not?
62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cask. Cask who? Cask your way into this joke carefully.
63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fogbound. Fogbound who? Fogbound to make you smile.
64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Torch. Torch who? Torch your fears with laughter.
65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spine. Spine who? Spine-chilling fun ahead!
66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wicked. Wicked who? Wicked jokes make the best friends.
67. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scythe. Scythe who? Scythe you in the back with this punchline?
68. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghast. Ghast who? Ghast you opened the door!
69. Knock knock. Who’s there? Haunt. Haunt who? Haunt hurry up with that laugh?
70. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beast. Beast who? Beast to be here for this moment.
71. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rattle. Rattle who? Rattle up some courage to open.
72. Knock knock. Who’s there? Murk. Murk who? Murk you be brave to hear this.
73. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scream. Scream who? Scream and shout, it’s just a joke!
74. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cryptic. Cryptic who? Cryptic enough to keep you guessing.
75. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone to be wild with these jokes.
76. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghoulie. Ghoulie who? Ghoulie you ever heard a joke this freaky?
77. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shade. Shade who? Shade you open or should I leave?
78. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dusk. Dusk who? Dusk till dawn, the jokes keep coming.
79. Knock knock. Who’s there? Moon. Moon who? Moon you please open for some laughs?
80. Knock knock. Who’s there? Night. Night who? Night you glad you said yes?
81. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spook. Spook who? Spook you not, it’s only a joke!
82. Knock knock. Who’s there? Thrill. Thrill who? Thrill you with this knock knock surprise!
83. Knock knock. Who’s there? Creep. Creep who? Creep it real with these freaky jokes.
84. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone up on your scary jokes!
85. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghastly. Ghastly who? Ghastly enough to scare a clown.
86. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chill. Chill who? Chill out, it’s just a joke.
87. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mire. Mire who? Mire scary than you thought, huh?
88. Knock knock. Who’s there? Knave. Knave who? Knave an eerie feeling about this one.
89. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dark. Dark who? Dark humor to lighten the night.
90. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shriek. Shriek who? Shriek loudly if you like this joke.
91. Knock knock. Who’s there? Crypt. Crypt who? Crypt you believe I’m still knocking?
92. Knock knock. Who’s there? Skulk. Skulk who? Skulk around for more surprises later.
93. Knock knock. Who’s there? Raven. Raven who? Raven up your courage to open the door.
94. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fog. Fog who? Fog sure you’re ready for this punchline.
95. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wicked. Wicked who? Wicked you be brave enough to laugh?
96. Knock knock. Who’s there? Venom. Venom who? Venom’s coming for your funny bone.
97. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang you for sticking with me.
98. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghoul would open the door for this?
99. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shade. Shade who? Shade you like another joke?
100. Knock knock. Who’s there? Moonbeam. Moonbeam who? Moonbeam your way to laughter.
101. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nightshade. Nightshade who? Nightshade you be scared? Nope, just a joke!
102. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spectre. Spectre who? Spectre-acularness in every line.
103. Knock knock. Who’s there? Batswing. Batswing who? Batswing by for more freaky fun.
104. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cobweb. Cobweb who? Cobweb of lies? Nah, just jokes.
105. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cryptic. Cryptic who? Cryptic clues to unlock the laugh.
106. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pendulum. Pendulum who? Pendulum swinging between scary and silly!
107. Knock knock. Who’s there? Reaper. Reaper who? Reaper ready to harvest your smiles.
108. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghast. Ghast who? Ghast you open the door already?
109. Knock knock. Who’s there? Phantom. Phantom who? Phantom your heart with laughter tonight.
110. Knock knock. Who’s there? Eerie. Eerie who? Eerie you not entertained yet?
Conclusion
There’s something endlessly fun about mixing a little spooky with humor. These freaky knock knock jokes prove that you don’t have to be in a haunted house to get a chill or two while laughing. Whether you’re telling these at a Halloween party, a creepy campfire, or just trying to creep out your friends, the blend of weird and funny is sure to bring a smile to even the darkest of nights. So keep these in your humor arsenal and knock knock on the door of laughter anytime you need a little freaky fun.
